The Sidewalk Store |
They're not failures; they're short-comings. But they're just as annoying. |
| Zan: | rosalie |
| Me: | yes |
| Zan: | explain |
| Me: | explain what? |
| Zan: | how you were derived from her? |
| Me: | well she made sex with al canino and his semen got inside of her and attacked her womb. so she grew me in her belly and pushed me through her birth canal 9 months after the sexy part. the doctors wiped me clean of placenta, bile, blood, and shit. and then i turned 31. (*editorial note, this transcript is a couple years old) |
